White Squirrel Porno Statuette

$5,000.00

Do you really like white squirrels? I mean really, really like white squirrels. Then this lovely one-of-a-kind piece can be yours. Well, maybe not. I don’t actually own it. But if you make a suitable offer, I will convey it to the owners. They are reasonable people. I’m sure $5k gets the job done. Of course, a small finder’s fee of 20 percent applies.

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