Your fate…

You are proud of your Irish heritage and drink expensive whiskey to prove it.  On a Sunday, you will awake to find that you are the leader of a Medieval Irish village which has suffered various indignities and deprivations as the result of another clan’s aggression.   You will lead a war party to seek vengeance, and the warriors will ride out to the cheers of your clan. 

The battle will be engaged and lost.  You and a small group survive the brutal battle, only to be harrowed savagely by the victors.  You will suffer starvation and deprivations unimaginable as you return home through freezing wet forests. 

When you finally make it home, the villagers will bind you, beat you and execute you.  At the office on Monday, you will be served a cup of coffee in a green mug that reads, “Kiss me, I’m Irish!”